Hi.. I'm a painfully awkward and shy girl named Kristi. But who on this website isn't awkward? I'm 22 years old and desperate to get far away from this tiny town I live in.

Oh, and I love and am loved by Autumn. <3

  • Family: *insults my weight*
  • Family: *insults my interests*
  • Family: *insults my friends*
  • Family: *insults my music*
  • Family: *judges me constantly*
  • Family: you're being so rude why aren't you spending time with us

“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand

(Source: fruitpunchg, via mrzim)

gooey-goodra:

chatotai:

"i wish pokemon were real!"

beedrill is three feet tall

yeah but lets be real here if it meant I could live in a world with completely free healthcare and take tours across entire countries on foot with superpowered animal/else companions I would fight a hundred fucking beedrill at once naked with only a butter knife

(via avatarkane)

sashaforthewin:

unclewhisky:

clannyphantom:

if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

You are a mermaid, sir

(via belle-addams)